The Ibrox facing media is in overdrive today, with puff pieces right left and centre regarding the appointment of Covid Championship hero, Michael Beale.

But the best of them all is his 3 point masterplan, as outlined in the Record today, to turn things around at Ibrox.

It is indeed a master plan.

It involves winning matches. In style.

Because the Ibrox players are winners.

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Apparently, but they just don’t know it at the moment.

He also wants them to be united.

Good luck with that with Fat Freddo in the mix.

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They need to be ready to take on “all-comers”. Not just “any comers”, but “all comers”.

Wow, that really is an awe inspiring master plan.

It is beautiful in it’s simplicity.

Any budding coaches out there, take note, Mick Beale has spoken and this is the way forward.

What a scoop for the Record as well.

This part of the article was particularly interesting:

He (Beale) has now been criticised over a perceived lack of loyalty but Beale has insisted R*****s is a job you just can’t turn down. He said: “If you have an opportunity to come back to R*****s or work for R*****s it’s always the right moment.

“It’s a matter of being asked. And I’m absolutely delighted to be here.”

I’m just shooting the breeze here, but maybe he should have had a chat with Derek McInnes about that particular subject.

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He was asked.

That particular former Ibrox hero wasn’t of the opinion it was a job you just can’t turn down.

Now, I’ve noticed of late that the media have been just downright dismissive of Celtic and the challenge they represent for the latest Ibrox management hero.

So, I decided to come up with my own 3 point master plan for Celtic to retain their title.

It’s short, it’s sweet and it’s simple.

It’s so ingenious, I’m sure all budding coaches will sit up and take notice too.

Here it is:

  1. Ignore all the bullshit emanating from Ibrox (goes without saying really).
  2. Maintain the 9 point gap.
  3. Put Beale in his box in the next three Glasgow Derbies.

Ange, ignoring bullshit

And there you have it.

Job done.

But nobody seems to think that’s possible now that the Covid Championship hero is back at Ibrox.

Nope, “all-comers”, including Celtic, beware.

The Ibrox side are winners and they’re about to start winning again.

Bleak times ahead for everyone else.

Anybody smell shite?