Morelos to go out with a bang tomorrow? He’ll have about as much impact against Celtic as a wet fart

So Big Eck is back in the papers today, begging serial loser Alfredo Morelos to go out with a bang against Celtic tomorrow.

In an article in the Daily Record this morning, he’s apparently told Morelos to go out with a bang.

Morelos will leave Scotland with about 5 more words of English than he arrived with almost 6 years ago.

So no matter what McLeish told him, chances are he wouldn’t understand it anyway.

His inability to speak English, or at least to even try after 6 years, shows how lazy the portly Colombian really is.

The real Morelos was on show last Sunday at Pittodrie.

No effort, no commitment, no bothered.

Does McLeish really think he’s going to put his body on the line for the cause tomorrow, when he already has one foot out the door?

Morelos has been posting cryptic messages on Instagram, in the aftermath of the heavy criticism he received after his piss poor performance against the Dons.

Apparently, “It’s better not to talk”.

About what?

The fact he’s shite?

Or he’s telling the rest of the Ibrox players to quit mouthing off in the run up to tomorrow’s game?

Since that’s all they ever do before they play Celtic.

Genius Record reporter Mark Pirie, in his deep investigative endeavours, reckons it’s “a coded hint about leaving the Scottish Premiership behind”.

Believe me Mark, Morelos isn’t that intelligent.

It means he’s not taking the bait and answering his critics from last week.

Because he can’t understand what they’re saying, y’know?

Since he never bothered learning the language of the country he’s been in for the last 6 years.

Instead of asking Morelos to go out “with a bang”, maybe McLeish should be pointing out how shite he was last week?

I’ll put it this way, if any of Ange Postecoglu’s strikers put in a performance like he did last week, do you think Ange would be relying on them tomorrow?

You already know the answer to that question.

That there, is the difference between our club and theirs.

One of their players puts in a shambolic performance, which contributes to them meekly surrendering the title, and he’s being called upon to “go out with a bang tomorrow”?

I mean, why would you even be relying on him?

That really smacks of desperation.

If Beale had any balls, he’d bench Morelos until he’s gone.

If he starts tomorrow, Cameron Carter-Vickers will have his number from the get go.

He’ll have about as much impact as a wet fart.

Which will be more than the impact he had last Sunday against Aberdeen.

Where Liam Scales left him looking like a heap of dung on the dung heap (Pittodrie).

So as much as Alex McLeish wants to see Morelos go out with a bang tomorrow, he should know better.

Morelos is about as committed to the Ibrox cause as a mouse is committed to fighting a cat for a piece of cheese.

Unlike the League Cup final, I doubt he’ll be interested in getting his belly out tomorrow.

From our perspective, lets hope they start him upfront.

It’ll just make the job easier for us.

I have to admit, we’ll miss his comedic behaviour when he goes.

He came, he saw, he conquered fuck all and won jackshit in six years.

Morelos, just another part of the banter years….