A Kew Heavins exclusive: Rodgers close to leaving Celtic after Sunday afternoon outburst and poor Hibs performance
Eric Knott 
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Brendan Rodgers is not a happy camper.
After last Sunday afternoon’s outburst, I’m surprised Rodgers didn’t head down South again.
It could be on the cards sooner than we imagine.
If Paul Heckingbottom hadn’t taken the Sheffield United job, I wouldn’t have been surprised if Rodgers had taken it.
The pressure of Scottish football is getting to him again.
Celtic were not their usual Ferrari efficient selves last Sunday, instead they were more akin to a clapped out Morris Minor.
Spluttering and farting their way around the Perth pitch, with the exhaust backfiring constantly.
It seemed like Rodgers put a firecracker up the exhaust of the Morris Minor in the second half, and Celtic got a grip.
However, Rodgers stated he was the angriest he’d ever been in his whole career at half time last Sunday.
Take it from an old codger like me, who’s been in this game for 70 years, Rodgers will be gone soon.
I said it recently, and I’ll say it again, I don’t expect Rodgers to be at Celtic next season.
My opinion hasn’t changed in that regard.
Last night, the Morris Minor was upgraded to a Morris Marina.
Celtic were no where near Ferrari level, that’s for sure.
While they might have won 4-1, it was the furthest thing from a vintage performance.
Meanwhile, the Ibrox side won very convincingly at Tynecastle, beating Hearts 1-0.
They hold the proud record of the best defence in Scotland, if not the world.
Not a single penalty conceded in 70 league games.
Yet Celtic fans, rather than giving them the credit due to them, believe that this is down to the some sort of bias from Scottish referees.
Total and utter clap trap.
Pernicious paranoia.
Despite the fact our referees are amateurs, they are as good, if not better, than any professionals out there.
Celtic cannot complain, they were awarded another penalty last night.
No conspiracy at play here.
Just fair and balanced refereeing.
I believe that part of the reason Rodgers is disgruntled and won’t see out the season is because the Ibrox side are so superb defensively.
He knows this will be his undoing in the long run.
That and the consummate professional manager they now have.
Rather than face the fact the Ibrox side are coming for his, Rodgers will run for the hills.
Mark my words on this.
You all know I rarely get my predictions wrong.
I’m also going to predict more catastrophe for Rodgers and his Celtic misfits on Sunday next.
He, of course, has to face a return to the killing grounds of Rugby Park, where he lost in spectacular fashion earlier this season.
With it’s unforgiving surface, and the master tactician that is Derek McInnes.
Celtic will once again lose against Kilmarnock, opening the door for the messiah and his Ibrox heroes to close the gap to 2 points.
When they arrive at Celtic Park on December 30th, Celtic should be ripe for the picking.
Picking off their hapless defence and goalkeeper that is.
I expect the Ibrox side to win that one and leap frog Celtic into pole position.
By the New Year, Celtic’s rudderless, ambitionless board will hide like they always do and provide nothing in the transfer window.
Celtic will fall behind the Ibrox side in the title race.
Just in time for the 5 year anniversary of his first departure, Rodgers will pack his bags and head down south for the last time.
He will not be seen north of the border again.
Rumour has it that Peter Lawwell already has his replacement lined up.
As you all know, Lawwell is a huge fan of a certain man from Lurgan in Northern Ireland.
Expect Neil Lennon to be back in charge of Celtic by late February.
As all Celtic fans are wont to say, being a Celtic supporter is like watching Groundhog day.
Well, this upcoming turn of events is but another facet of that outlook.
Remember, you heard it here first.
Aodhán Ó Conchobhair 
Has he had brain surgery and they forgot to stitch him up
Ah ,the old QEII and his infinite wisdom ! Look out for World Exclusives from the Hotline Hotshot in the coming weeks . Peter Lawwell takes over training duties … John Kennedy offered Real Madrid gig …..and Scott Brown becomes a pro golfer . Man ,when this guy Keevins is hot …he is a roaster ! Daily Record chief scoop beckons ?
keevins,probably the worlds biggest IDIOT. 100% clown
You got one thing right. Celtic’s ambitionless board will hide like they always do.
Ffs Hugh, lay off the drink before putting pen to paper.
Looks like people missed the joke, again.
Need‘s to go into old folks home he’s losing it big time
Scottish footballs empty vessel
Celtic 1st celtic forever
HH
The author of this article is one Eric Knot.
I’m saying nothing else.
Hugh is full of pish smokes too much peace pipe couldn’t tell his a** from his elbow
An empty tin makes the most noise the man is a clown
It always amazes me that some of our support don’t realise this is a parody of the old codger and not the real thing. Mr Keavins has at the very least got dementia as it would explain all the “Gladys Knight” he talks on a consistent basis. It’s eerily accurate though Eric as he never knows when to shut up and the way he enunciates every single syllable of every single word gets right on my “thruppeny bits.” He’s the morons moron and should’ve been put out to pasture many moons ago.
An empty tin makes the most noise
The man has not got a clue, the leage will be over in January with the hoops champions again. HH.
Thank you.
Er Paul Heckingbottom just got sacked by the Blades, Chris Wilder is back there. As comedy goes this has its limitations. Rodger’s has the best squad, the most money in Scottish football. If he doesn’t win trophies he knows a future employer would say it was down to him, he need not worry the trophies will come.
Number 1 idiot, he has not got a clue ,Celtic are the superior beings in the title race which will be over in January with the Hoops champions again.HH.
Hugh keevins mouth is like the Tyne Tunnel
Open seven days a week and lets out wind and piss
I love this parody and the morons who think it’s really Hugh ,keep it up my man Kew .
LOVE THIS COMEDIAN, YOUR LIKE A WINDOW HUGH,SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU.HA HA.
Hugh keeping is simply a total arce hole who shits are blue guy more well known for not getting anything right in his life a bigoted moron
I wouldn’t be surprised to see Rodgers leave if this incompetent and lacking ambition board do not back him in the upcoming transfer market,this is practically the same board who refused him last time,all they ever do is make excuses and false promises.
This man has always hated celtic biast is not the word for this man it is bigoted he should have been told to go years ago
Bwahahahah the amount of people who fall for this never cease to amaze me.
Double check that name before commenting.
Thus is satire for the blind killing field.
He’s laughing at you, so am I 🤣
Old blue nose getting it wrong again ,the buns wi ll drop more points in the new year ,Mr stew heavens your well past retirement .
The league is still cold .see what happens after Xmas when league heats up .Rodgers will step up so will the players .the title will be ours again.hail hail .
🤣🤣🤣Got to love old Kew 🤣🤣🤣
KEEVINS IS A CLOWN AND HE IS APPLYING FOR A JOB IN THE CIRCUS
Can anyone tell me why people respond to Kew Heavins stories
Is this the same person as Hew Keevins.
Either way stop getting upset by a nobody, who knows nothing about everything.
“Fair and balanced” As fair and balanced as saying Rangers have the best defense in the world I assume haha 😆 move aside Saliba, Gabriel or Ruben Diaz there’s a new sheriff in town…James Tavernier 😂
Whatever he took can I have some 😂
It’s a parody Bhoys. Granted it’s quite close to the brain damaged gibberish we’ve come to expect fae speccy Hugh ,but it isnae him