They’ve finally lost the plot in Govan. “David Murray was going to save Celtic from bankruptcy??!”

I have a lot of Celtic supporting mates who enjoy going over to the dark side, and watching the meltdowns over there.

At this particular time, it must be a pantomime, with Celtic and the SFA the main panto villains.

I don’t tend to delve into Follow Follow, or any of their podcasts.

I’m too busy most of the time listening to our own podcasts, and forming ideas by generally following what’s going on in Celtic cyberspace.

Shout out to Paul John Dykes over on ACSOM, whose podcast I listen to every day without fail.

Paul John has some brilliant contributors on the podcast, namely John “Yogi Jnr.” Hughes, JP Mason and Liam Carrigan to name but a few.

So, for me, my free time is taken up with writing about Celtic, and listening to as many podcasts as I can each day.

I depend on my Celtic supporting mates to supply me with crazy info from the dark side, and today, I’ve been sent an absolute beauty.

This has to be seen and heard to be believed.

It’s from a podcast called the Gallant few, and this particular episode is called “Referee needed, Don’t Coll um”.

Oh, the Lols, and side splitting laughter.

That’s a well thought out headline, not.

Originally, my mate sent me a 2 minute clip of the podcast, and what I heard alone in that is mind boggling.

I’ve been able to supply the entire podcast below.

YouTube: Referee needed? Don’t Coll um

Have a listen if you like.

Granted, it’s 1 hour and 10 minutes of your life you won’t get back, but by God, will it raise your eyebrows, and send you into convulsions at various different points.

If you don’t want to listen to the whole thing, go to 11 minutes and 45 seconds and listen from then on.

What I heard beggars belief.

They reckon the SFA are not fit for purpose.

What?

They only figured that out now??

The comment about the “Ex-Aberdeen chairman”, after he retired, listen to that one.

Apparently some prominent Celtic board member (Peter Lawwell) after the Japan tour, rang the retired “Ex-Aberdeen chairman” and said , “under no circumstances can R***** get more time to recover.”

And that’s it.

Recover from what?

When?

We’re not told, so you’ll just have to figure that one out for yourself.

Maybe you can enlighten me on it?

Why would Peter Lawwell be ringing a retired “Ex-Aberdeen chairman” and be saying this to him?

Beats the hell out of me.

Ex- Celtic Chairman, John Reid, also had a “heavy hand” in the demise of Rangers 1872 in 2012, according to David Tomlinson.

Davie P then goes on to say that “Doctor Death’s” finger prints were “all over it”.

Apparently, HMRC were quite happy to do a deal with Arsenal.

But not Rangers 1872.

Nope, it wasn’t Hector, it was “Doctor Death”.

And dozens of clubs had EBT’s, in England and Scotland.

I’d challenge Davie P to name those dozens of clubs.

Am I missing something here?

But HMRC refused to do a deal with Rangers 1872, even though David Murray was willing to do a deal with them.

But here’s the clincher, Celtic and Doctor Death ended up costing the tax payer hundreds of millions of pounds, because they wanted £10 million quid.

Did I miss something in 2012?

What did we want £10 million quid for?

I must have been on a different planet.

Davie P says he’s not, and I quote, “a shit hot businessman”, but he’s smart enough to know that you do not spend £150 million quid to get £10 million quid.

But “Doctor Death’s” motive was to destroy Rangers 1872.”

Riiiiiiiiight.

I’m lost, well and truly lost.

I have no idea what he’s on about.

He does say, “if you got any other conclusion, please let me know in the comments.”

Yeah, you’re Batshit.

That’s my conclusion.

End of.

David Tomlinson then weighs in with this gem, he says:

There were rumours at the time when Celtic were two hours from going bankrupt, I think it was under McCann you call the guy, it was rumoured then that Murray was gonna help them out. I mean it seems to be a one way street that they seem to take.

I mean, sweet Jesus, what the actual fӣ$ is that?

What the actual F£$” is it supposed to mean?

Firstly, Fergus McCann was NOT the chairman at the time, he was the man who saved Celtic!

So what this gobshite is trying to say is that Fergus McCann was the chairman when Celtic were two hours from going bust, not Kevin Kelly, and that David Murray was going to help us out??

There’s an old saying, and it goes something like this:

“When you are ignorant of the enemy but know yourself, your chances of winning or losing are equal. If ignorant both of your enemy and of yourself, you are certain in every battle to be in peril.“

All Ibrox fans are clearly ignorant of their enemy, and themselves.

Clearly, we are not, and we know them inside out, that’s why we keep beating them.

Here’s a short history lesson for the guys on the Gallant Few podcast.

Fergus McCann, “you call the guy”, saved Celtic from bankruptcy, thus bringing about the downfall of your old club, and putting you where you find yourself now, in a perpetual state of second best.

David Murray, in collusion with Gavin Masterton, encouraged Bank of Scotland to shut Celtic down.

Why wouldn’t he?

Celtic were his bitterest rivals, and they were on their knees.

Within two hours of disappearing from the football world.

I reckon he must rue the day Fergus McCann arrived from Canada with the £5.2 million required to save Celtic.

The rest is history.

As for the Gallant Few podcast, they clearly don’t have a clue.

A bunch of ignorant fools.

Enjoy their inane ramblings.