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Often, we Celtic fans joke about Ibrox fans being stuck in a time warp.
We usually refer to them as being stuck in 1690, and around July every year, that’s a pretty accurate assessment.
But, all jokes aside, that club really is stuck in a time warp, or at the very least, stuck in a cycle it can never get out of.
Scottish football is a strange place, and I guess because I just focus solely on Scottish football, I can’t say whether other leagues are as repetitively self-destructive as ours.
For all of it’s idiosyncrasies, madness, and downright inability to get it’s shit in order, I love Scottish football.
It is a chaotic, madcap, batshit, roller coaster ride of a league in which we reside, and it is never boring.
It has spirit, and it has soul.
And it has HEART.
It even has a club called Hearts, so there.
In order for an organisation to be mad, you have to have some loons residing within it.
And boy, do we have our fair share.
Now, we’re not exempt from being mad at Celtic either.
Just reference this summer’s transfer window, an almost quarter century old boardroom, and you get the gist.
But the leading light in all of the madness, the ultimate fruitcake club, is the one that resides at Ibrox.

Well, Hampden at the moment, but you know what I mean.
Now, there’s no doubting that this club desperately wants to be sane.
They try so hard at it, but they fail miserably, because unfortunately for them, the lunatics took over the asylum a long time ago.
And that is the crux of the problem at Ibrox.
No matter how hard you try to be sane, the lunacy within the walls of Ibrox always permeates everything.
And eventually, everyone.
Sane people walk through the door there, people who were steadfastly level headed before they ever entered the building, and strange things happen to them.
I firmly believe the loving cup has a big part to play in that.
It contains an elixir of derangement.
For a while there, Philippe Clement struck people as a fairly level headed, straight thinking guy.
I even wrote articles after he took over, questioning how long it would take before he succumbed to the madness of Ibrox.

For a couple of months, he had me almost believing he might buck the trend.
Then came the moral victory.
What followed was the descent into the Ibrox malaise.
It was nothing, if not spectacular.
One thing is clear now though, it appears as if the Ibrox hierarchy are going to stick with their man.
In a desperate attempt to break the vicious cycle of insanity the club has been locked it since it’s inception in 2012.
Well, there’s that, and I would imagine they’re sick of paying managers out of their contracts at this point.
They have now come to a point where that is unaffordable, and unsustainable.
Bearing that in mind, I will quickly circle back to my point earlier, where I said the lunatics took over the the asylum a long time ago.
We jokingly refer to Ibrox fans as Zombies, because they support a dead club, and firmly believe the club they now support is the same club.
There is enough in that sentence alone to use it to change the definition of insanity in the Oxford dictionary.
So, the big question here is this; when you desperately want to embrace sanity at Ibrox, how do you cure the multitudes of Ibrox insane?
The answer is simple, you can’t.
Therefore, you will lose them.

You have to lose before you win.
I believe this process is already well under way.
This was clearly in evidence at Hampden Park last Tuesday night where swathes of seats were empty for a crucial Champions League qualification match.
I wrote extensively on that in an article on Wednesday.
The fanbase is becoming apathtetic.
Apathetic, because austerity and living within your means is something they clearly cannot comprehend.
Or refuse to comprehend.
Because they are stuck in a time warp.
One full of hubris, where they believe they reign supreme, and they are the peepul.
But they haven’t been the peepul for a long, long time now.
They rave about the fact that winning is in their DNA.
Whose DNA?
They achieved their 9 in a row in 1997.
That is almost 30 years ago.
A generation ago, so winning is not in this generation’s DNA.

Apart from a few brief periods of success, including the 3 in a row which acted as a prelude to the old club’s death, both clubs have been absolutely overshadowed by Celtic for quarter of a century now.
Yet the support still believes success and winning is their divine right.
And that is an insane belief.
So, while the Ibrox board faces the music, and the realisation that insanity is no longer sustainable, the Ibrox support is struggling to come to terms with that.
And if you think insanity is an extreme word to describe their way of operating up to this point, it isn’t.
Losing £10 million annually is insane.
No other word describes it.
John Bennett realises that now, and he said as much in his address to the Peepul recently.
So, while the peepul might start baying for another sacrificial lamb in the form of Clement soon, its unlikely to happen.
Retaining or sacking him will change nothing.
In fact sacking him will cost them more than retaining him will.
Because if they do that, the next guy is on a hiding to nothing anyway.
The cycle has to be broken.
They have to lose to win.
Up to this point, they have been trying desperately to win, but failing miserably in that endeavour.
So what difference will it make if they continue to lose, but it doesn’t cost them a fortune to do so?

And that, I believe, is the way forward that the Ibrox board is going to embrace.
For two reasons.
One, they can no longer afford to continue to throw good money after bad.
Second, they have resigned themselves to the fact that this is now the time to reset.
John Bennett and his boardroom know it is inevitable Celtic will over take their imaginary trophy haul.
So why keep up the pretence?
Why kill their club trying to stop the inevitable?
When you cannot stop a juggernaut like Celtic?

It is better to step aside and allow it to happen.
Yes, the pain and the misery of that will reverberate throughout the club for a while.
But its short-term pain for a possible long-term gain.
That is, if the insanity up to this point, combined with the stadium debacle, hasn’t already caused too much irreparable damage.
This season has just become about survival now for Ibrox.
Anything after that is a bonus.
There is a reason Clement has been given a long-term contract, and that’s because the Ibrox board are committed to breaking the cycle of listening to the insanity of the fans.
Somebody with a brain realises constantly sacking managers doesn’t work.
In the Record this morning, Barry Ferguson is buying into this new philosophy.
He isn’t quite grasping it though.
While he believes Clement should now be given time, he still believes he should be winning trophies.
Has he any inclination of understanding what his club is up against?

Here’s some of what he had to say:
What I would say, however, is that, while implementing those changes, the club also has a responsibility to remember what it’s always been there for in the first place – what it’s always been built on.
And that’s to win games of football and deliver trophies for the fans. No amount of imaginative projects or big plans for the future will cut it in the here and now if they’re not watching a winning team performing on the pitch. And that’s why the next couple of weeks are so important.
To win games of football and deliver trophies for the fans.
Don’t get me wrong, Bazza couldn’t exactly say, to lose football matches and hand all of the trophies to Celtic, but he needs to have realistic expectations.
For this current Ibrox side, to win trophies is going to take time, something they’ve never given a manager.
Maybe they need to do some soul searching?
Maybe they need to go back 30 years or so and look at what we did?
Because ultimately, that is the template to success.
We went through a period of nine years where we won just one trophy.
In the early nineties, we had crowds of 16,000 at Celtic Park.
Less than a decade later we were selling 55,000 season tickets.
And we started on the path to where we find ourselves now.
At the outset of this article, I said Scottish football was a madcap place, but maybe its all coming full circle again?

We went to Hampden, the Ibrox club is at Hampden.
Maybe this is the beginning of a more sustainable Ibrox operation?
Or maybe its the beginning of the end of this Ibrox operation?
Who knows?
One thing I know for sure, is that football has had a tendency to change drastically over the years.
Therefore it is inevitable the Ibrox side will change drastically at some point too.
Just as I live in the hope that we will some day have a young forward thinking board at Celtic Park.
One that will see way beyond the parochial rivalry the current board is fixated on.

Its time to let them go their way, and we will go ours.
Maybe some day, they’ll challenge us sustainably, respectfully, and professionally.
Right now, that day is a long way off.
It will take huge changes for that to happen.
By the end of this season, we will have a very clear picture of the direction Scottish football is headed in.
Whether that picture contains an Ibrox entity remains to be seen.
One thing we know for sure is that it will contain the same Celtic side it always has.
One that will most likely be the most successful in Scottish football history.
We have Fergus McCann to thank for that.
A visionary, and a true Celtic man.
Telling us nothing we don’t know. I for one am not happy with the Scottish game and league. It does nothing to make me feel glad my club is part of it. The future for Celtic has got to be playing outside Scotland but as we know that’s difficult. Do agree that we need to go it alone. The OF died when they died. They want to hang onto our coat tails, they need us but we certainly do not need them. Let them wither on the vine. We have a bigger and better future ahead without them and yes, outwith the straightjacket that is the Scottish league.
What is happening in Govanland now ,is the after shocks from 2012 still rumbling on 12 years later . Firstly the burden of carrying the ‘ same club’ fallacy is beginning to strangle the life out of theRangers ,once again . Secondly ,if any business , anywhere in the world , was ran like the one from Ibroxland /Hampdenland running up millions of pounds of debt every year ,paying out more millions of pounds through corrupt practices in the courts and operating like spivs and speculators as a going concern , it would not be too long before that business ceased trading .Of course it’s easy to do these things when the governing bodies and the SMSM ,are all part of the plan being terrified to speak out against such behaviour for fear of retributions .The bottom line being it’s all self inflicted wounds from theRangers clumpany . It must be well on the way to being a thousand cuts by now …and we all know about the dire consequences of that ?
The many managers of theRanjurz over the past 12years have ‘delivered’ 3 trophies. It’s very likely this will become the norm for the foreseeable future. I do however hope that the current model operated over at Ibrokes changes, so that the toxic ethos of the Oldco is replaced by something new & worthy of the 21st century.
Anyone who remembers the SPFL during the early days of Sevco’s demise could not wish for a return to that period. I say this as a Season Ticket holder who has being going to Glasgow to support the Bhoys since 1970. The only thing worse than a two horse race is a one horse race. Winning during the Delia era was a complete bore fest. The complete demise of Sevco would undoubtedly be good fun for a few months, but it would ultimately be the death knell for the game in Scotland.
Flip flop Phil only got the extension as no other sane manager would touch that basket case of a club with a shitty stick.
As for when their demise comes again there’s no sympathy from me, it’s all self inflicted indulgence to chase the end of the rainbow, there’s no pot of gold there as now skinto have realised, it’s just fantasy.
You should be more worried about your own little parochial club that’s nothing more than a joke in Europan football now . Son Rangers have been in two European finals since you lot even won a tie after Christmas. Last season cheating refs handed you a title without the SFA and Clancy and co your club is absolutely nothing. A sad weirdo cult who’s only ambition is to finish above Rangers and nothing else.
Hopefully Rangers die again but this time fade away for good.our best bet is being invited to join the lower levels in England where I believe we would rise rapidly through the leagues.bit of pain for a few years but worth it in the end.
John Smith
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16th August 2024 at 4:24 pm
You should be more worried about your own little parochial club that’s nothing more than a joke in Europan football now . Son Rangers have been in two European finals since you lot even won a tie after Christmas. Last season cheating refs handed you a title without the SFA and Clancy and co your club is absolutely nothing. A sad weirdo cult who’s only ambition is to finish above Rangers and nothing else.
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John
That was two different clubs that got to the finals you refer to, still a great achievement of course for both clubs.
Celtic mostly play champions league where the quality is higher and as we seen from your club, the one time the new club made the group stage they ended up being the worst ever to compete in it.
I agree that Celtic should be looking way beyond what happens domestically, where the pain you feel of Celtic winning 19 of the last 24 domestic competitions is apparent from comments.
You are telling us that Celtic won the league last season due to refereeing decisions so the paranoia is ripping right out of you.
Can you tell me all the decisions that Celtic got, especially from Clancy that makes you believe that.
I suppose being refereed to the actual laws of the game must be hurtful to you as it seems that its not something you seem able to handle.
Although having gone 74 domestic league matches without conceding a penalty with Goldson the goalie some things will never change.
And you complain about refs!!
A weirdo cult eh?
We vastly outnumber your support worldwide, so that is some cult!!
I remember Hugh Adams who started the pools at your old club that died.
He gave an interview where he said that he tried to take the pools abroad but said the response was really poor.
He bemoaned that your old dead club just didnt have anything even close to the Celtic support worldwide.
Some cult eh?
Hun pain is beautiful though, and yours is off the scale! haha!
John Smith, aren’t you a beer maker , yes that’s correct, especially known for bitter.
Enjoy the season.
A link to refresh the memory
https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/adam-shakes-ibrox-pillars-with-warning-of-bankruptcy-2452230