“The banter years will be back with a bang”, as McCoist backs Dodgy Dave to collapse Celtic like a pack of cards once AGAIN!

Well, well, well…Dodgy Dave is coincidentally back in the news again today, with Ally McCoist now backing the convicted criminal to give the Ibrox side a “Jolt”.

Just last Saturday, I commented in my article about Dodgy Dave’s continuous appearances in the media.

He’s the bad smell that just won’t go away.

Where do you even start with this?

This is a prime example of the desperation now permeating every pore of the Ibrox walls.

Things have gotten so bad over there that the peepul are now seeing the man who dug the foundations for this mess they’re in as their saviour, and the one who can get them out of it.

Honestly, I can’t keep it together when I read stuff like this.

It is side-splittingly funny.

This is what they’re reduced to.

Now bragging consistently that they are the simply the second best team in Scotland, and that Dave King will be the man to save them from the mess they’re in, it just doesn’t get any better than this.

The banter years are back with a bang.

With Chairman Bennett now resigned, Dodgy Dave reckons he can steer the ship for two years, and get it back on course to take Celtic down.

It is absolute fantasy.

Everybody seems to have conveniently forgotten that the glib and shameless one was cold shouldered by the The Financial Conduct Authority.

Below is a subtle reminder of what that entails:

Cold-shouldering is the most serious sanction available to the Panel and this is only the fourth time (against King) it has used the power. The ruling serves as a reminder of the importance of consulting the Takeover Panel about any interpretation of the Takeover Code and of being open and co-operative when dealing with the Panel.

The could shoulder can last from 1 to 6 years.

I’m not sure how long it was imposed on King, but its probable he’s free of it now.

Hence the reason he is going all guns to get himself back in control at Ibrox.

However, he is still a financial pariah.

He is still a convicted criminal.

And also, note the language in the above excerpt, it was only the fourth time the Takeover Panel had used the cold shoulder sanction in King’s case.

Its going to be interesting to see how King will slip under the radar if he attempts to take control of the Ibrox club again.

Even if he is now out of reach of the Takeover Panel, there isn’t a financial institution in the British Isles that would touch him with a bargepole.

Fools like McCoist conveniently choose to ignore such minor details as this.

In fact, it shows just how stupid Ibrox cheerleaders are.

McCoist was shooting his mouth off on Talksport once again.

Here’s what he had to say:

We’ve got to do something. We have to, the first thing I would like to do is echo the views and wish John Bennett a return to full health. He is a good man and that is the most important thing. At this moment in time, we have no chairman, (former chief exec) James Bisgrove left for Saudi Arabia, you have got to say, the club is in a state, it is in a state.

They have to do something?

Well, welcoming King back with open arms wouldn’t be the something I’d do, but that’s just me.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King.

Excuse the pun, as we all know King has an issue with his sight, but one eye does work.

Most people at Ibrox suffer from selective blindness, that’s why they’re happy to welcome King back with open arms.

And ignore all past transgressions.

They do love a good arch criminal over Govan way.

Except that King is a bungling idiot, and his past paints that picture quite vividly.

But McCoist has one thing right, his club is in a state.

However, thinking that King could be the man to fix it is as hilarious as it is stupid.

They are in this state because of him.

But as McCoist points out, there’s no Sheik in shining armour, just a Shight in knining armour like King:

Dave King has come in before, and grabbed the club by the scruff of the neck, shook it around, and turned it around. But can he do it again? At this moment in time, I think he is probably our best option. We are not going to get any Arab Sheikh coming over, I don’t see it happening. From where I am sitting, the best option would be to go with another tried and tested, He has been there before and had success. It would be a gamble, no matter who comes in, but I think someone like Dave King, who has had a proven track record, would be good.

He did indeed grab the club by the scruff of the neck.

Shook it around, a screwed it over completely.

Please, please, please, let him do it again.

The tried and tested??

£10 million losses per year?

Brilliant.

Bring it on.

No, no, it wouldn’t be a gamble at all.

It would all work out perfect.

As for success and a proven track record?

If one Covid title in the club’s existence constitutes success, I’m all on for the continuation of said success.

King just can’t help himself.

He’s like Dick Dastardly, desperately pouring all of his life and energies into catching and stopping that pigeon (Celtic), but to no avail.

He gives us as much laughs as Dastardly and Muttley did anyway.

Stop the Celtic, Stop the Celtic, Stop the Celtic now (to the tune of Stop the Pigeon)!

YouTube: Stop The Pigeon theme + lyrics

With fools like McCoist bigging him up, it makes for the ultimate comedy cartoon show!

Please, please, please come back Dave!

And please, please, please get Stevie G back as well!

The banter years are back with a bang!