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Well, it looks like Steven Gerrard has removed himself from the race to become the next Ibrox manager.
Keith Jackson cites a ‘lifestyle choice’ as the reasoning.
And also the fact that Gerrard couldn’t convince his missus to depart sunny climes of Bahrain in exchange for pishy wet Glasgow.
Can’t say I’d blame her for that, as that would be a pretty raw deal, all things considered.
As for Stevie G, I think there’s a bit more to it than that…
I reckon it might be more of a case that Stevie recognised his limitations, but hid behind ‘lifestyle choices’ in an attempt to preserve his oft times misplaced ego.
It appears that the glib and shameless one only just this morning fully endorsed the loveable scouser for the role.
I guess he felt he owed it to him for delivering the Covid miracle back in 2021.
Keef also said that Stevie’s decision had nothing to do with tax dodging, or anything like that.
Because you know, Stevie G was always just an honest, hard working scouser?

Who has always kept company with decent, honest scouse folk.
But here’s the clincher, and you don’t have to read between the lines to figure this one out.
Have a look at this:
To further muddy the waters it’s believed Gerrard is thought to be open to a return to the helm at Ibrox at some stage in the future but not at this particular point in time.
Okay, I’m going to alter that slightly for you, and it will make perfect sense:
To further muddy the waters it’s believed Gerrard is thought to be open to a return to the helm at Ibrox at some stage in the future, possibly when Brendan Rodgers leaves Celtic, but not at this particular point in time.
Jackson then goes on to waffle about him possibly becoming Arne Slot’s number 2 at Liverpool.
Now I’m not sure that Steven Gerrard’s ego would allow him to be a number 2.
But I guess the fact he’s amassed his fortune out in Saudi Arabia, he wouldn’t require a massive salary as no. 2 at Liverpool.
Plus it might allow him to get his foot in the door there again, with a view to him becoming the Liverpool manager eventually.
You see, there’s just one problem, though?
Gerrard is just not that good a football manager.

I mean the guy couldn’t even make it in Saudi Arabia, which wouldn’t exactly be classed as a Mecca of world football, if you catch my drift?
My personal preference would have been Stevie for the Ibrox job, so I’m gutted he’s pulled out of the running.
But I’m not under any illusions as to why he pulled out.
He saw sense, and knew there was no way he could compete with Brendan Rodgers and Celtic.
And of course chose to remain in the heat of Bahrain, rather than the heat of the Glasgow cauldron.
Where he would end up being further humiliated in his already stellar management career.
Wise choice Stevie.
I commend you.
Keith Jackson doesn’t know his arse from his elbow
This whole thing is a complete work of cheap fiction , a distressed football club hawking their wares to anybody and everybody advertising in a cheap moribund newspaper, with an equally cheap journalist (ands that’s a stretch to anyone’s imagination) throw in a couple of Punch and Judy characters Dave (glib and shameless) king and Steven Gerrard add some fiction about massive transfer war chest , and repeat as required with some magic beans it’s a sure fire winner for the usual mugs .
The dead club are trying to resurrect themselves and nobody wants to revive the zombies. Just the SFA who couldn’t let the shame of Scotland die. I just hope whoever is pumping cash into them realizes sooner or later they should stop because it’s a never ending money pit.
Slippy not that daft to return there to the poisoned chalice.
He must be nuts knocking it back
Because The Daily Record says the new guy’s getting £120m to spend
The biggest problem with the majority of Celtic supporters is the complete fantasy that their team and Brendan Rodgers are world beaters , they have started this tide of abuse at anything remotely concerning Rangers. Sounds like panic to me, they could not beat the current terrible, problematic Rangers team on the last two attempts? 😨
Then they could only achieve one OG thanks to Aberdeen to lose the Scottish cup!
Don’t believe you’re own hype, Get a life and worry about your own duds you have wasted millions on.
5.11am? Did ye pish the bed again Allan?
Take your own advice and stay on your own sites.
BTW, Ranjurs are deid, Liquidated, no more. You current Club is a mere Tribute Act as the Legal Records will attest.
Have fun trying to stave off the demise of this one too.
Congratulations on achieving the Close Season Cup, you know the ‘Celtic didn’t get a Treble’, one.
5.11am and commenting on a Celtic blog
and this guys telling people to get a life