When it comes to shithousery, Celtic fans are hands down the undisputed masters of this art
Eric Knott 
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One of the best parts of the aftermath of a Glasgow Derby victory, or even a draw snatched from the jaws of defeat like last Sunday’s, is the inevitable shithousery from Celtic fans afterwards.
There is no disputing the fact that Celtic fans are masters at it.
Last Monday, I highlighted a brilliant AI video, which used sitcom Cheers as it’s template to create an alternate parody show called “The Louden”.
It was brilliantly done, and once again, I’d like to give a shout out to BrennanBhoy on X.
😂😂 pic.twitter.com/i0kwJqneUs
— Brennan Bhoy (@BrennanMatin) March 2, 2026
Whether he created it himself, or wherever he got it from doesn’t matter, it is a perfect display of the level of hilarious shithousery Celtic fans can create after a Glasgow Derby.
There are some absolute experts out there like Tam Sellic Son (@TamsellicsonIII) and Lint (@Zeshankenzo) on X.
Tam Seillic Son keeps the gags coming wholesale, while Lint calls out the Ibrox shite to the nth degree, with a few very relevant gags in amongst all that.
— Tam sellic son (@TamseIIicsonIII) March 1, 2026
If you haven’t followed these guys on X, I suggest you do so now.
But its not only on social media where the shithousery happens, its at venues all around Scotland on a regular basis.
One of the best examples was back in 2012 when the Rangers 1872 were going bust.
“The huns are going bust”, sung to the tune of “For he’s a jolly good fellow”, will go down in Celtic folklore as one of the best shithousery examples of all time.
Catch the video below if you’re of a younger vintage and you missed it.
The guy shouting “Again!!” is hilarious.
Fast forward ten years to September 2022, when Celtic were visiting Paisley to play St. Mirren after the death of Queen Elizabeth, and this particular incident was the ultimate in shithousery.
The authorities knew they’d never get a minute’s silence in honour of the deceased monarch before the game, so they instead chose to have a minute’s applause.
They foolishly thought that the shithousery merchants couldn’t possibly disrupt that, could they?
What followed was both genius and hilarious at the same time.
What made it even better was that everybody had to clap.
“If you hate the royal family clap your hands” will go down as probably the best shithousery prank Celtic fans have ever pulled.
I’ve posted the video below for you to enjoy.
Finally, and most recently, Celtic fans have engaged in what has become one of the funniest shithousery gags since the royal family one.
Adopting “Simply the best” as their own anthem has driven the Ibrox fans completely over the edge.
But every time Celtic fans do it, the Ibrox fans just don’t seem to know what to do.
When it was being belted out at Ibrox last Sunday, they looked completely befuddled, and weren’t sure whether or not they should sing it.
The below video encapsulates it completely.
If that looks funny, just imagine what next Sunday will be like when Celtic fans take over the entirety of the Free Broomloan end.
We haven’t seen shenanigans like that since Odsonne Edouard’s cracker closed the Broomloan 8 years ago back in 2018.
Sunday promises to be another shithousery filled day.
Imagine the levels it will hit if we win this one??
I think we can rely on the shithousery grandmaster, Mr. O’Neill, to come good on that score.
With a bit of help from certain little Mexican…
Don’t you?
Fun times!
Yes Eric, we’re simply the best at this type of humour. One of the funniest recently posted videos is I MADE A HUN CRY DANCE by https://youtube.com/@icicle_fusion