“The Raynjurz are commin’!” Celtic fans in hysterics as Ibrox pundit says they’ll be champions….next season!

Here we go again, they’re coming, but not this season, it’ll be next season.

Its always next season when they’ll topple Celtic.

The funny thing about it is that former Ibrox player – and current pundit – Kevin Thomson, actually believes it.

Ironically, it seems as if he’s already given up on this year’s trophy exploits.

I suppose Thomson is on board with the belief that the Celtic board’s actions in bringing in Martin O’Neill utterly destroyed their season.

I wrote a hilarious article on that last night.

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— rhebel* (@celticbhand) March 10, 2026

Its everyone else’s fault that Celtic have knocked them out of two cup competitions, and most likely the league title race after coming back from 2 down at Ibrox last Sunday week.

But Kevin Thomson is ever the eternal optimist.

He believes that Andrew Cavenagh is the man to drive them to success.

I’d be inclined to think Mr. Cavenagh was left scratching his head at the behaviour of his wonderfully refined customer base last Sunday.

As I said in yesterday’s article, not only is it Celtic’s fault they could end up trophyless, its also Celtic’s fault that a riot almost happened at Ibrox on Sunday.

For having the absolute cheek to win a game at their precious home.

But if that wasn’t bad enough, the Celtic fans then wanted to celebrate that win.

What did they expect?

A minute’s silence in respect and mourning to another season down the drain for the Ibrox side?

Let’s face it, Celtic keep ruining their seasons, every bloody season.

Its just not on, and Sunday was the final straw.

Its their divine right “tae wun ‘hings, an Sellick just keep takin’ it awye!”

Despite all of the evidence to the contrary, Kevin Thomson seems to think so too.

Here’s what he had to say, as quoted in today’s Record:

I think the club is in good hands when you talk about recruitment and the investment they have made. The harsh reality is that Rangers fans will just say ‘I want to win,’ as that’s what the club wants and expects.

‌But I’ve got a bold prediction. If they don’t have a successful year trophy-wise, I think they are in good hands to be favourites for the title next year.

“Ah want tae win”, as that’s what the club wants and expects?

Well, they can want it all they want, it doesn’t change the fact that they’re shite.

They couldn’t beat the worst Celtic team fielded against them in generations on their home patch, despite Danny Röhl’s Fairy Godmother granting him his twelve wishes before both Derby games.

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— Ken 🍀 (@Selickpark) March 9, 2026

If you want to know what those twelve wishes were, you can read them here in my article from yesterday evening.

Try not to laugh too hard afterwards.

I’ve got to admire their eternal optimism, built on their divine right to win, of course.

Indeed, there’s always next season.

And the Close Season Cup, and the Transfer Window Cup, and the Pre-Season Cup, all to enjoy before the season kicks off.

Its the hope that kills them.

Always…

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— celtic Jaime 🍀 (@celtic_jaime) March 11, 2026

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