“Oafish, self-entitled unfortunates”, Keith Jackson lets rip on the Celtic bloggers. You know? Those guys who consistently prove him wrong

Well, well, well, Keith Jackson really is on the rampage with this morning’s Monday article.

It would appear that the Celtic bloggers are really getting to him.

The fact that we keep pulling apart his “World Exclusive” on the Ibrox Fakeover, and telling everyone that Barry Ferguson is going to get the gig on a full-time basis seems to have sent him over the edge.

In an amazing rant this morning, he is at pains to tell us that Barry Ferguson is most definitely NOT getting the job at ibrox.

But wait a second, maybe he is?

Although no, he isn’t, knew he wasn’t going to after Hibs beat him 2-0 at home.

But he might, you never know.

No, he won’t, losing to Bilbao did for him, so no, he’s definitely not getting it.

Folks, if you want to read the epitome of the rantings of a stark raving lunatic, then look no further than this morning’s masterpiece!

It’s so all over the place, it has to be read to be believed.

Jackson starts with a full broadside to us, the Celtic bloggers.

For, who else could this message be directed at?

See for yourself:

Let’s get one thing perfectly straight for all of the numbnuts out there. You know, those oafish, self-entitled unfortunates who, against all odds, are even more gormless than they appear to be at first sight.

Even though that in itself takes a bit of doing.

Numbnuts, oafish, self entitled, gormless, ouch!

But it gets better:

No, rightly or wrongly and despite what these misinformed non-entities might tell you, Barry Ferguson doesn’t believe he stands so much as a puncher’s chance of becoming the next R*****rs manager.

Okay, let’s talk a bit about these mis-informed non-entities.

I don’t need to be a genius to figure out who Keith Jackson is referring to there.

These are the same mis-informed non-entities that proved Jackson utterly wrong after his “Billionaire with wealth off the radar” world exclusive back in 2011.

The same non-entities who prove the writers of his dying title wrong time and time again.

Hell, this non-entity proved his has been colleague, Hugh Keevins, wrong just yesterday.

I told people in my article yesterday to go out and put a fiver on Adam Idah scoring in the Cup semi-final.

I told people to do that because Keevins had written him off.

And whatever Keevins says, the opposite of that always happens.

No prizes for guessing what happened yesterday.

The same applies to Keith Jackson.

Most of his predictions, world exclusives, exclusives, special reports, whatever you want to call them, are proven wrong.

However, I have no idea how to prove or disprove what he has written today.

It’s so all over the place, I just wouldn’t know where to start.

What I do know is that something, or some people, namely us, are definitely getting to him.

But I’ll give Keith Jackson a piece of advice here, don’t start a war you have no hope of winning, mate.

Because if you try to, we will take you down.

Just as we’ve done time and time again in the past.

I don’t know what it is with the so called journalists at that title, but they just never seem to learn.

They get caught out over and over again, yet they still persist in peddling garbage that is disproved time out of number.

Keith Jackson could not hide his undying love for the Ibrox side today.

It is dripping from this article, as is his gushing fanboy love of Barry Ferguson.

Jackson has no agenda here, because his only agenda is to profess his undying love for all things Ibrox.

And his hatred for those who don’t try hard enough for his favourite side.

Jackson wouldn’t understand the definition of unbiased journalism if it hit him in the face.

But this latest piece?

It is completely unhinged.

All over the place.

I’m not even going to bother to take it apart, simply because it speaks for itself.

We’ve pissed him off big time, and he can’t handle it.

So he’s let rip, but unfortunately for him, all he achieves is making a complete fool of himself, and missing all his intended targets.

You can read it for yourself via the link provided, try not to laugh too hard, though.

If he just stuck to the narrative that Ferguson wasn’t getting the job, then maybe you could take the article seriously.

But by the end of the whole piece, you’re none the wiser.

All Jackson does is prove he hasn’t got a clue either.

And that he just wanted to use the whole thing as an avenue to attack us, the bloggers.

Well, mission accomplished Keith.

We’re very, very, very upset indeed.

Not.