Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. Nothing is ever quite what it seems at Ibrox, while Big Mike is up to his old tricks again

AC/DC are a fantastic rock band, I have to give them that. The fact that the majority of the band are Ibrox supporters doesn’t make me like them any less.

Their famous song, Dirty deeds done Dirt Cheap, ironically seems like it was written for the club they support.

I could spend the afternoon writing about what has gone on between JD Sports, Elite and the Ibrox club, but I’m sure you’ve heard it all and read it all already.

Shockingly enough, it would appear that the Ibrox club have been guilty of over charging their loyal fans for club merchandise.

Apparently they colluded with Elite and JD Sports to do this.

Well, shoot me with a ball of my own shite, but I could never imagine them doing that to their own fans.

That really is not their style now, is it?

Honest Dave firmly believes the club could not possibly have been guilty of this sort of jiggery pokery.

He is indeed, 100% certain the club was not complicit.

Of course, you know he’s called Honest Dave for a reason?

It’s because of his ability to do Pinocchio impressions with unnerving regularity.

Anyway, this is all Stew Robertson’s fault, because you know this would never have happened on Dave’s watch.

Nope, he’s never tried to make a quick buck in his life. In fact all he’s ever done is pour his hard earned cash into the club he loves so dearly.

Everything he’s ever done in his life is for his “love of the club”.

And if he says they didn’t do it, well, they didn’t do it, regardless of what a court of law says.

As we all know, Dave doesn’t do the law. That’s only for mugs like you and me.

In other news today, it would appear that one of the Ibrox club’s 55 shirt sponsors has gone out of business.

Turkish Bitcoin outfit, Bitchy, has gone bust, kaput, expired.

They may just have jinxed themselves by signing a deal with the Kings of bust, which of course never happened to the Ibrox side, as we all know.

It would appear Mike Ashley is also having the last laugh after the Ibrox club tried to perform plenty of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap on his company.

He decided to leak their new kit today ahead of it’s official launch online on his R*****s Megastore, giving the fans a chance to buy it beforehand.

It appears pesky ol’ Mike wants to deny the club the chance to unveil the New jersey.

I’ll bet Honest Dave is really glad he decided to screw Big Mike over, making an enemy of the club for life in the process.

He’s a funny guy is Big Mike.

It seems to me he’s always going to have the last laugh when it comes to all things Ibrox.

Despite getting his nice settlement recently from the club, he’s still haunting them and I don’t think he’s ever going to stop.

One gutted fan said, “This is nothing short of scandalous.”

Ah well, maybe if Honest Dave hadn’t messed with Big Mike, scandals like this wouldn’t happen, now would they?

He doesn’t do walking away, you know?

“Dirty deeds done Dirt Cheap.”

Looks like he’s gonna “Walk All Over You”.

Looks like he’s “Got You By The Balls”.

I guess “This Means War”.

See what I did there?

Remember folks, it’s all just a bit of craic!