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  1. Too bloody slow low balling and the worst ceo ever who couldnt run a bath never mind a transfer window

  2. Every cloud has a fiver lining.

    Time to make the call. A call that should delight the Celtic board, one that saves them on the cost of international communication, a nice local, cheaper option.

    For me, it was always the right call to make.

    Pick up the handset.

    Dial 01698 333333.

    Introduce themselves politely.

    Ask to speak ‘Brian Caldwell’.

    Congratulate him on the clubs last season and on their impressive transitional phase and performances this far this season.
    Be prepared to engage in some small talk, if the call leads amably towards that direction.
    Focus the discussion assertively but with tact & without a hint of arrogance,

    “Listen Brian, there’s a specific reason I called. I, we, and most crucially Martin O’Neill have genuine admiration for your club and of a few of your players who are of particular interest to us.

    Today, the player we would like to, not register our interest upon – I know that’s how we used to do things, no the player we would like to purchase is Tawanda Maswanhise and I am formally presenting a £4m bid, the terms of which are simple enough, standard cash bid, spread across the next two seasons.”

    Await a response.

    “Brian, I absolutely understand and yes I can see why you would like to hold onto him, at least until after the second leg of the HJK Helsinki tie. I’m not suggesting it’s a deal breaker but I do note he hasn’t started games this season, owing to his jaw injury delaying his pre-season. I note you have another promising young right winger & a few strikers. We have a preference to conclude the deal ASAP and in an act of good faith & to expedite matters, we are prepared to go £4m today and to offer the season long loan of Michel Ange Balakwisha to yourselves also. Can we have your blessing to begin communicating with Twanda & his agent?
    We would like to assertively conclude business and therefore prevent such a story from unduly unsettling the player, your club and it’s loyal fans in some protracted, drawn out manner. Let’s not give the media the opportunity to unsettle everyone with regales of ‘Will they? Won’t they?’ articles.

    It really is a pleasure to do business with such an honourable and well run club, now if the broad terms are agreeable, we would be delighted to invite yourselves to a meeting at which the finer points can be ratified, signed off & the registration of Twanda to Celtic can be completed.

    Many thanks for your time today, Brian.
    Hopefully, we can shortly do more business together soon…young Mr Longelo is certainly a player we admire.”

    No international call charges, no language barriers to overcome, no need therefore to engage the services of an expensive translator.
    Just a simple business like call to a club and a player who are only some 10miles along the road.

    The player, a known quantity & an exciting, athletic & versatile young man. The deal, likely way less expensive than the other options speculated about.

    Didier Agathe 2.0?! Martin O’Neill definitely deserves that kind of support. If Maswanhise is of interest to him, the club should throw it’s full weight of support to secure the player.

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